once upon a time

there was a miniblox player named bob. bob played miniblox everyday because he doesnt have the money to afford minecraft (broke). one day, bob decided it was time to play minecraft but he wondered to himself "how would one procure the economic capital required to purchase the virtual entertainment product known as minecraft?" so bob tried all the ways he could think of to get money. he made a resume and sent it to the nearest supermarket. suprisingly he got a call back asking him to come to the store for an interview. "come to store now tomorrow or no job". bob prepared all of his finest clothes (gamer hoodie, cargo shorts) and set off. then he realised the interview was tomorrow so he quickly went back to his house. the next morning passes and he overslept his alarm. he quickly ran out of bed and sprinted onto the street. "oh no im late" he shouted. he runs and runs and runs until he finds the store which is located on an intersection in the middle of a roundabout. the door opens with a familiar ding. crowds of people hang around the self checkout machines. three clerks are located at the side of the store servicing three people each. bob walks to the clerk and asks them "where is the manager i demand to speak to the manager". the clerk looks inconvenienced, a sharp glare can be made out from the bags under the clerks eye. the clerk looks zombie like, almost robotic in both movement and tone. he mumbles somthing into a microphone. the manager storms in from the backroom, each step causing a shockwave of uneasyness. "to whom has summoned the like of me, doth thou wish to have thine shilling docked?"the manager boomed at the clerk. "ummmmm no sir this customer was asking for you..." the clerk trembled. "thou smell of the cinders of mendaciousness, thine camiknickers art combusted into flame, thou sweat beaded with deception, thine shillings shall not forth be delivered, get out of my store youre fired". a door opens underneath from the cash register and the clerk is scooped up onto the cup of a catapult. he is promptly launched out of the store and into a nearby castle wall. the manager turns towards bob. "why are you late?" the manager says. "you did not specify a time for the interview to take place, how was i supposed to know when to arrive" bob replies. "good point come with me we shall start your interview". the manager leads bob through an aisle, taking a left turn from the refridgerator section and finally another left turn into the hardware section. a hole opens from the ground. it engulfs the manager and bob. there is a seat with two tables on each end. "take a table" the manager says. bob sits on the table. "why do you want this job?" the manager asks. bob ponders for a moment. "why do i want this job?". his thoughts shift through his head. he mumbles a faint ummmmmmm to fill the silence of the room. "why do you want this job bob miniblox?" the manager asks again. bob cannot think. he wonders whether his journey was meaningless. the two sit in the void of nihility for a while. the manager remarks "bob miniblox i will ask you again, why do you want this job.". bob has flashbacks. he remembers his time at home playing miniblox. he can remember feelign satisfied. maybe deep down in his heart he doesnt want a job. maybe he wants to play miniblox forever. then he remembers something. a price tag of $30. "what does this mean" he thinks to himself. he says "$30" over and over again. the manager nods and scribbles something onto a notepad. the managers says "you want cash?". bob replies with the same numbers. "you know what, your wasting my time. i could be playing minecraft in my office now" the manager says. a lightbulb went off in bobs head. "thats it, the answer. i need the money to play minecraft" bob answers. the manager smirks with a brief grin. the manager nods and crosses somthing out on the notepad. "when do you start tomorrow". then bob worked minimum wage for the rest of his life. the end.true story btw